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15 July 2008 @ 08:08 am
If you could have the power to fly, be invisible, or teleport anywhere, which would you choose?
Obviously teleportation. If I could just show up anywhere uninvited and instantly, and bugger off whenever I wanted, what use would I have for sneaking around invisible?

Also, I could teleport into a jet fighter if I wanted to fly. Yay for hijacking and livejournal powers!
 
 
hemicomputer
15 July 2008 @ 07:56 am
Cake or pie? Heated or cold? À la mode or plain?
Pie is without a doubt the best possible answer*. I prefer my pie á la mode, piled high with whipping cream and chocolate sauce. Because of tis, the pie would have to be heated in order to gain the delicious hot-cold contrast that makes pie so unique.

This is, of course, assuming that it is a fruit pie. In the case of pumpkin pies and cream pies, cold is the only way to go. For the former, a bit of whipping cream is all that suffices and the latter MUST be served plain.

*this is because the Cake IS A LIE!!!
 
 
Current Location: @ mein heimcomputer
Current Mood: enthralledmmmm...
Current Music: More Holst this morning!
 
 
hemicomputer
14 July 2008 @ 06:30 pm
If you could have dinner with anyone at all, dead or alive, famous or not, who would you go with? Out of anywhere in the world, where would you eat?
Either Jesus, Don Van Vliet, Kimya Dawson, or either of the members of Toybox. I would eat at Istanbul Turkish Café in Calgary. Jesus, Don and Kimya would all likely be very interesting people to talk to, they've all got some interesting stories as well as interesting views and philosophy. Toybox would be nice just because they're so awesome.

EDIT:I said Aqua before. I meant to sat Toybox, the bands are much too similar, the only difference being that Toybox is much better.
 
 
Current Music: Jesus of suburbia, the only good Green Day song.
 
 
hemicomputer
14 July 2008 @ 06:18 pm
If you were to die now, at this moment, what would you think of as the best thing you've ever done in your life?
Well, thanks for brightening my day with impending death.

Anyways, my greatest achievement is a tie between having had ~4 types of food spurt from my nose and that one time I ran for president.

The first "nose fountain" I experienced was with a bag of chips and my incredibly humorous cousins. Suffice to say, salt+nostrils is no fun at all. OUCH! Other foods include lettuce(whole watching a movie), an olive(at my cousin's birthday party), and a slice of onion(just a few days ago!).

The presidential run was a work of genius, madness, idiocy, and sheer balls. Even with no posters, a total joke campaign, and a speech that was hastily written in 5 minutes, I placed SECOND! HAHA!
 
 
Current Music: First suite in E-flat, the best holst song ever!
 
 
hemicomputer
14 July 2008 @ 06:15 pm
Post some pictures of outhouses or bathrooms that have given you a lasting impression, and talk about what the restroom means to you.
I remember going camping. I remember having to hold a cloth to my face to keep from dying when going to the outhouse. I am traumatized and cannot bring myself to write anymore on the subject.

*soft crying*
 
 
Current Mood: scaredscared
Current Music: Holst forever!!!
 
 
 
hemicomputer
14 July 2008 @ 06:09 pm
What gives you hope for your future? How about hope for your world's future? Is hope hard to maintain?
Nothing gives me hope. I just have it. In very. Small. Quantities.

Catching up to mr.toast2 on the writers block marathon gives me hope. SHMAM.
 
 
Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
Current Music: Still Gustav Holst
 
 
hemicomputer
If you started a restaurant, what would it serve, what would it look like and what would you name it? You have an unlimited budget.
If I started a restaurant, it would serve what, it would look like what and I would name it WHAAAAAAAATTT?????!!!

YAAAY! Unlimited budget! I spend it on shoes! I serve the shoes as side dish with the what!!!
 
 
Current Location: Here, Alabama
Current Mood: chipperSHOES!!
Current Music: Gustav Holst/ Uranus, the magician
 
 
hemicomputer
09 July 2008 @ 07:17 pm
Karurt. Tewa iikhashezwa, alu im teranmu kashihak qiwa. Tlhoatl posemtwi verdemscha, lo kappoverk lkelemft vecim cedlawa soke im qople. Im laluwah kashihakqui sa nofvon pletelt? SEWA! Im lase alu mensigh! Swanesh ghamesh mensen va. Lo ihim yezu iiwa levenklemft!

So Shinkk dew im Qoqla. Taggu la jurem mense-ha hamo Shnikk em qoschlid. Almuut.

If you think I've gone mad, please go here
 
 
hemicomputer
Have you ever crushed on your closest friend? Did you keep it secret, were there problems or did it blossom into something more?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHHHAHAHAH!!!!!
Wait, people take this question seriously?
AAAAHHAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAhAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. For reasons unknowable to me, I find this question incredibly hilarious and I felt the need to share that with all of you. That's what blogs are for.
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
hemicomputer
29 June 2008 @ 11:03 pm
What should cheese go on, and what should cheese NOT go on?
Cheese should go on toast! Cheese should NOT go on people's bodies! NEVER NEVER NO!